20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth

Written by  UshaKK Thursday, 07 May 2015 16:55

If you’ve been alive for more than a day, you know that Pakistan is a dangerous, crazy wild blast from the stone age. So, me and my friend Moebin Hafiz (who has travelled the country for his Travel Diaries) have set out to prove why Pakistan really is the worst place on earth.

1, The capital city is essentially a mud sack with a bonfire
 
1, The capital city is essentially a mud sack with a bonfire
Picasa / Via visitpak.com

Seriously, we could gag.

 
Travel Diaries / Via Facebook: traveldiariespk

And again. Why would anyone want to see this?

2, It’s just plain ugly
 
2, It’s just plain ugly
Travel Diaries / Via Facebook: traveldiariespk

The whole place is one giant wasteland.

 
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It has the scenic beauty of a tin can. Eww!

3, The people are hideous
 
3, The people are hideous
Fashion Central / Via fashioncentral.pk

Not a single hottie in sight. Mahira Khan, Iman Ali, Abdullah Ejaz, Sheheryar Siddiqui, Abass Jaffri. They look so bad, it hurts.

4, Pakistani men are horrible human beings
 
4, Pakistani men are horrible human beings
Edhi Foundation / Via edhi.org

Abdul Sattar Edhi’s philanthropic efforts? Blah! 
Unimpressive.

 
Ansar Burney Official / Via Facebook: AnsarBurney.Official

Ansar Burney advocating for national and international human rights issues? Blah Blah!
Totally, utterly, completely unimpressive.

5, The ports? Pfft,
 
5, The ports? Pfft,
Via Travel Diaries

Hardly functional. Look at those ships. Pathetic!

6, History? Pakistan doesn’t believe in preserving history
 
6, History? Pakistan doesn't believe in preserving history
Ayesha Naveed for Travel Diaries

The Badshahi Mosque? Yeah, nothing to see here.

7, The heritage sights are nothing special
 
7, The heritage sights are nothing special
Travel Diaries / Via Facebook: traveldiariespk

The Katasraj Temples? Remnants of an ancient civilisation? Meh.

8, The architecture is boring
 
8, The architecture is boring
Sheesh Mahal / Via visitpak.com

A hall of mirrors? Please. A bubble bath is more interesting.

9, Also, there is absolutely nothing special about the mosques
 
9, Also, there is absolutely nothing special about the mosques
Faisal Mosque / Via flickr.com

So unoriginal. We could cry

10, Their musical taste is abysmal
 
10, Their musical taste is abysmal
Dawn

Clearly, this one requires no explanation.

11, There is nothing to do
 
11, There is nothing to do
Travel Diaries / Via Facebook: traveldiariespk

It’s a traveler’s most boring nightmare. Nothing worth seeing. And absolutely NO mountain ranges worth trekking.
(Moebin even went looking for something to do. As you can see, he found nothing. Absolutely nothing.)

12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies
 
12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies
#LUMS4AcademicFreedom / Via LUMS

No one ever protests against corruption. This right here is not a student protest at a prominent university against the atrocities in Balochistan.

13, The film industry is primitive
 
13, The film industry is primitive
Wikkipedia

Cringe worthy

 
Being Pakistani

And there is no acting talent

14, Never has a Pakistani creative mind accomplished anything, ever
 
14, Never has a Pakistani creative mind accomplished anything, ever
Dawn / Via Dawn.com

No Pakistani film maker has ever won an oscar

 
HSY website / Via hsystudio.com

Pakistani fashion designers are glorified tailors with no business sense

 
Dawn / Via dawn.com

After all, there’s a reason why the world doesn’t care about Pakistani fashion

15, The food is overcooked and unappetising
 
15, The food is overcooked and unappetising
think twice Pakistan

You might as well chew on cardboard.

 

And don’t even get us started about the desserts

16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs
 
16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs
Asad Umar Official / Via Facebook: AsadUmar.PTIOfficial

Yes. Every. Single. One.

17, They don’t have a sense of humour
 
20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth
Danish Ali Official / Via Facebook: Danishalifanpage

There are no politically satirical comedians in Pakistan

 
20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth
Osman Khalid Butt / Via youtube.com

Nope. None. Zero. Siphar.

18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal
 
18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal
Maria Toorpakay / Via Express Tribune

She’s so sad. Just look at her.

19, There are no exciting tourist spots
 
19, There are no exciting tourist spots
Port Grand official / Via Facebook: PortGrandPakistan

Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.

20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all
 
20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all
Dawn / Via Dawn.com

Now that we’ve established that Pakistan is disgust personified, let’s also agree that in Pakistan, the north is particularly bad. Anyone with the slightest connection to KPK is crazy, ugly and has no talent beyond an AK 47. Proof, Imran Khan, Shahid Afridi, Jehangir and Jansher Khan, Marina Khan and Wiqar Ali Khan.

(On a serious note. Our attempt is inspired by the Iranian version, we believe that Iran is stunning.)

 

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UshaKK -  Co founder and editor at Dissent Conclave
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